March 2012
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Well I’ve been at Disneyland for 3 hours and haven’t even gotten into the park yet… So we’re leaving… (:
None of you will ever guess where I am.
February 2012
113 posts
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Is it better to be a realist or an optimist…
justsomefoodforthought:
Honestly, I could care less if my girlfriend gives head. But I tell you what, I will eat her out like I’m a starved dog and her pussy’s my food bowl. Every night. Without hesitation.
Can I just…
itsskinky:
killing me so mothafuckin softly
can u sing sum dubstep
Homegirl’s so skinny her ribs look like a row of batteries and her stomach’s sunken below the iliac crests of her pelvis even when she’s not laying down. Sorry but I’m not attracted. I know its a self-image thing and you might feel more confident to be skinny, but I prefer fit, healthy girls, not dangerously underweight ones.
You already look gorgeous, with your hips,...
If you sing along with me when we listen to music in the car then we’ll have a beautiful friendship.
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Me: Oh my god, you're Jason Mraz!
Jason Mraz: No I'm not, I'm just some guy with a hat...
Me: Ya, that's who Jason Mraz is!
One of those nights where everything takes a drastic turn and I hate every little thing about myself and wish I could undo half of my life but I can’t so I wish I could just disappear instead.
Whoever can handle the music on my tumblr for the...
How long did you last?
Anonymous asked: what is your taste in girls? ideal?
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b-unn-y replied to your post: When Won Bin’s wife is killed in The Man from…
That movie is so good omg my creys
Most emotional action movie? [‘:
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When Won Bin’s wife is killed in The Man from Nowhere…
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jillashley asked: Mmkay, I just texted you. And yes, of courseee!
Maybe its weird
justsomefoodforthought:
but you really were one of the most influential people in my life, and its not because of anything deep or profound, the reality is much more simple. When I was with you, I went to bed early, I woke up early, and I did it everyday on a consistent basis. You included me in your life and I met your family and your friends. You changed a lot of my views and opened me up to...
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subducted:
She has the most perfect face I’ve ever seen.
Mr. Jones in Vietnam
My photo teacher, Mr. Jones, is a Vietnam veteran. To avoid the draft, he enlisted in the Navy on their guarantee of receiving photography schooling. But, having already graduated from a photo program, he was far in advance of the courses they gave him and was elevated to advanced aerial photography, learning to pilot as well.
On July 29th, 1967, the aircraft carrier USS...
If you don’t have unlimited texting then we’re gonna have a tough friendship.
Can make Cup of Noodles.
Tells girls I can cook.
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Brother: You know every guy pees on the side of the toilet to make less noise?
Me:
Brother: But not me. I pee in the center to show my dominance.
Me:
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heyyoitsrobee:
I’ve asked a few girls before
“Why do girls make that stupid kissy face in all their goddamn pictures?”
I’ve gotten about 8 answers, and they were all the same.
“It’s because, I don’t know, we don’t know what to do when we take photos of ourselves!”
SMILING, MOTHERFUCKER, HAVE YOU TRIED IT
blukoi:
You’re too young to be living in the past.